When you yawn and your eyes get all watery
sarahramora: and then someone is like ARE YOU CRYING?! and you’re just like
cyndirella: “When I’m 15 I’m going to get a job at Chuck E Cheese.” MY BABY PONY MY BABY PONY LOLOLOLL
at first you would text me “Goodnight :]” it then turned into “Goodnight! :D” soon, it became “Goodnight (insert name) <3” and sure enough, it turned into your voice saying “Goodnight babe! I’ll talk to you tomorrow.” Then, soon, it turned into your voice saying “Gnight.” and then it went back to texts, saying “Goodnight” and finally, it made its way to “Night.” And now, you...
GNITE for the 10th time. Later. :)
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
I don't know what awkward means anymore
all ‘cuz of this one girl. we’d stay on the phone for a couple of hours without even saying a word. i got used to it eventually, and “awkward” was redefined. now when my friends think something’s awkward im like “wha?” I don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing. JS, JS
That crappy moment when you find someone who's so...
That awkward moment when you accidentally call...
When life gives you Lemons, throw em' back and...
Love consists of 3. Person A. Person B. And God in the center of it all.
"awhh. you have grown so much! i remember when you...
misskaelovesyou: And I’m like: WHO ARE YOU??
I need a pillow pet. -.-
You show someone something funny,
and you’re like and they’re like
My mom is very original.
mikeeeex3: alohax3jasbabes: fliipsyde: marygraaceflores: shonaleeancog: stainedcardigan: I wonder what it is… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHH HHAHAHHA I JUST HAD TOO OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh my. LOOOOOL. I think if I get something like that I’d just keep it wrapped x) Watch it comes out as a basketball.
marielcaluya asked: IT'S MY BROTHER'S ROOM ):
the amazing moment when you and your best friend...
Santa says: "You better not cry." Jesus says:...
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one...
"Her hair, her hair falls perfectly without her...
ORLY? NO WAY. I THOUGHT HER HAIR WOULD FLY OR SOMETHING. js
I hate those people on tumblr that think they're...
They’re replies to your messages just make you feel like a dumbass for sending that message. Like really?
When your parents try to blame the computer for...
mentaldespot: littledevilrawr:jazzycool:fuck-your-opinions: OH MY GOD THIS seriously this is true. It is simultaneously annoying and saddening.
vessheartsu: JUST PRESS PLAY.
When someone wakes me up: